December 6, 2006

More brown girls breakin' it down

A month ago Razib from Gene Expression took a few lighthearted swipes at white rappers, using Snow as an example, to which I responded by posting a link to a video of an Indo-Iranian remake of "Informer," called "Chori Chori" by Aneela (feat. Arash). I just found two more of her videos on YouTube, one of which ("Jande") doesn't have the greatest video quality, though you can still appreciate the contrast of the jewel toned costume against the dancers' tawny flesh. The other is a live performance of "Chori Chori," which unlike the music video showcases her South Asian suppleness of sacrum:



True, many can hoola-hoop their hips like that -- but those eyes! I've seen a few girls like that in real life: within a moment's glance, she's already transfixed you with her eye-skewers, and after the instant's over and her attention returns to its previous course, you're still caught, being dragged along by the eyeballs as though by an indifferent fisherman. Imagine having to go through your daily routine towing behind you the tonnage of the trail of bodies you'd accidentally hooked!

7 comments:

  1. Let me pre-emptively leave the comment Razib's about to leave. "Just make sure that, when your eyes are tangled with those of a brown girl, your beards don't also become entangled."

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  2. SIR,

    BURN THE SLUT! SHE DISHONERS HER FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. she who dances before the kuffar shall be slain!

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  4. Every (truly) pretty girl has eyes like that.

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